Tuesday, October 6, 2009

10 ways to rate a blog.

Here's what my brain thinks whenever I stumble upon a blog.
World wide webbers, don't be offended, its just a brain process.

#1: an extremely cool title bursting with personality +10
#2: oh look! you took time to beautify your blog +40
#3: oh snap, isn't this one of the premade templates? -20
#4: darnit your fonts are so small you make my eyes tear -50
#5: i know you +70
#6: i feel like i know you just by reading your blog +150
#7: you have beautiful pictures! +100
#8: oh you got it off google images -30
#9: all you talk about is your boring little life and your boyfriend -100
#10: your last post was in the year 2000 -500

darnit, update your BLOGS. its the suckiest blog-o-crime ever.



and good luck to all you form 3ers sitting for your biggest exams ever.
you'll soon find out PMR is just a government plan to please your family members and brag about to your friends.
bye.

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