the 'sex' talk

Teeeheeee, remember the sex education I talked about that day?
Its called MADCOW. ??
make a difference, change our world.
hah, how creative

just a couple of pictures because it was mostly talky talk talk.





when asked about his sex life

ok thats all.
national bk quiz tomorrowwww!
and my baby camera is spoilt. rawr.
I SO GOTTA GET OVER MYSELF AND MY CAMERA. oh well, sungai wang tomorrow =)
hopefully, ill come back with a new tube perhaps? hah.

Oh my!

I pleasantly told my dad about the dreadful "error 99"
He said, oh, how much is like the best camera out there?
Obviously I didnt want the best one out there, thats like an overkill! I humbly rejected his offer of a burning hole in the pocket
I just said, a notch above my current one would do, having fake puppy eyes plastered all over my face, its only 3 uh thousand uhhhh something?
Never would I imagine he replied, "Why did you even buy that lousy cheapo camera in the first place?"
HAHHAHAHAHAHHA. did he just accepted my offer of buying a new camera body for me?

In the end, I always come to my senses (DUH), I rejected all offers on buying a new camera body. It just wasn't worth the money, my current body (not literally) is still under warranty serving me like a queen, I'm too loyal to let it goooo
You wouldnt want to know how fast the price drops for my model anyway, but I've got a hypothesis for that.

Which dumbfounded bimbo wouldn't want to buy the cheapest DSLR on the market just to flash it off to all her dumbfounded friends, since bimbos, they DONT know its so easy to see the model of the camera in one glance?

now, BEAT THAT!

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Today was rather fun, I broke a self personal record, you know like the personal records in the Olympics?
I went to pasar malam twice, NYEHEHEHEHHEH.
and I feel like a g-l-u-t-t-o-n, don't say the word, it just makes me feel so g-l-u-t-t-o-n-y!
Pauline got dumped at her tuition center and self invited herself over to my house, sigh girls these days.
We devised a very very very very good and SURE SUCCEED plan.
Step 1: Run over to Josh's house and *dingdong* *dingdong* *dingdong* *dingdong* *dingdong*
Step 2: Wait for 5 minutes
Step 3: Climb over his short gate, smuggle his bike over his short fence and ride as fast as we could, obviously without any witnesses =)

Our plan succeeded, TENTULAH! Cmon, you needed to have brains to plan the whole thing!

motherlode

the DEADLY screen on my 1000D!
"Error 99: Unable to take the picture - please replace the battery or turn the power on and off to try again."

OHmy! I think its time for me to get a new body =)
yeahh sure, my parents will slaughter me piece by piece, chop chop.
if only we live in a world of sims 3: motherlode motherlode motherlode, kechings!

say, how about a canon 500D?

the better half

yawnnn, since i felt so free, i spent my whole day sniffing my spongebob on bed =)
it smells GOOOOOOOOD. hah, as good as me, at least.

today, i brought my sexy picture snapper to school, phew.
well, it was good and bad, but im happier about the good part, D'OH.

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i LOVE the rain, i wished it rain everyday and we wouldnt get sick for staying under the rain.
and who cares if it smelt like longkang water, it smells better than your poop at least.
oh and i LOVE the sun and the moon too. yeah, it rises in the east and sets in the west EVERYDAY.
the good thing, it doesnt smell =)


this morning, i woke up. i think i heard the rain, but it could just be me dreaming for rain. OH CMON LA, whats nicer than sleeping in the rain?!
actually, i didnt wanna pull myself up from bed til i remembered "oh ** bm oral today!"
hah and i didnt regret going to school =D


i set my footsteps on school ground and walked 3 floors up towards my class.
the 3 floor walk up the stairs is dreadful EVERY OTHER MORNING, but today i could feel the chilly wind blowing and bits of raindrops falling on your head, after all my school is on a hill

if you know me well enough, the first thing i do when i reach my class is play dead on my table.
today was different.
i pulled a chair out and sat on the corridors with wei leong, we chatted abit here and there, with an ear plugged into our individual handphones.
he listens to chinese, i listen to english =)

i just felt like doing that the whole day, just sitting there with the view of KL's sunset in the cool chilly wind. oh of course snapping some here and there =D


soon, the sun rose higher and higher. you could actually see the sun move, bit by bit.

prefects and teachers started coming out with umbrellas
i thought it was cute seeing umbrellas moving by itself =) i mean, i was so high up, you could barely see their legs


till i found out, umbrellas dont have expressions. i ran 3 floors down in the rain with my camera lugged unto my back

i stood in the rain with my snapper and snapped around. there were umbrellas around, but they were for prefects and teachers but i didnt mind anyway it feels better under the rain =)

armed with my paparazi zoom lens, i snapped here and there.
the picture up there, thats a gem i tell you. how often do you see principals with an umbrella under the rain shielding kids from the rain?
i mean if they had an umbrella for themselves only thats normal. typical selfishness =)


there were other better shots of her but they were all just so POSED.
me no likey la, but she doesnt look too bad right here aight

the bell rung, kring bing bing ching ching doink.
me being me, ah wait la last one.
took another picture and said to myself, wait last one!
unsatisfied with the previous picture, no just one more!

-bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-
fast forward


its fast & prayer time =) and since i cant tahan not eating, i have decided.
i will choose something i like doing and resist myself from it
i promise myself i will not play Sudden Attack =) i was semi-addicted.

omg, its hard! its like trying to quit smoking! except i havent tried qutting smoking before, eeks.
the worst part, i got a call just now "hey wanna play suddenattack now?"
my mouse pointer was on the icon already till i came to my senses =) phew.


i didn't like the pictures i took today, perhaps another day.

and that was just the first half of the day.
the speaker goes *ching aling aling* "ATTENTION ALL FORM 4 AND 5 STUDENTS. There will be a talk today......"
about sex education, hahahhahaha.

but thats a story for tomorrow, see ya

"tak cantik"

YUM yum YUM yum YUM yum. the other 6 inches of my sandwhich, i wish it was 6 feet instead =)
now i feel like having a green tea frappuccino. which wouldnt happen, dang.

sigh, last pictures always tak cantik one. entahlah, maybe lazy to chikchak already.
but if got $$$, then its another story lah.
wait, how would i even know =,= i tak pernah chikchak for $$$ before also.
wanna be my first client?? =D =D

more MCKL's Sports Carnival pictures
i told ya, theyre "tak cantik"


hahs, we really did mess up the place.

since they are the netball champions, imma post more pictures of them.
you want more pictures of you, go win something lah!
(anyway netball easier to take pictures la, predictable sikit. and of course, they are girls, means slower reflexes hahahah, oh more emotion too!)

omgomg k this picture have to observe properly one
u tengok how high she has to jump just to ambil bola!
green is LONG i tell you


OHMGEEEE, hahahahah take a look at suelyn's face. the red girl with the red headband.
tengok tak tolong.

then then everyone headed to the guy's basketball court.
i was suppose to chikchak them, since i missed their game earlier BUTT

this fella here said we had coconut juice inside our brains and challenged us with an IQ game.
cheh no iq game la, more of who googles the fastest game
i should have so touched his wiggy.

sorry la ha basketball doods, no pictures.
its free services after all. i mean me.


mr. wong chee weng.
the only "acceptable" picture taken by chanmann.


memalukan la. the best =,= and we only won uh one sport? nyehehehhee


that goo..... amanda is this amanda.
netball captain

just a few more group pictures.
ps: actually i tak suka ambik group pictah, very posed la. like no emotion =,=

thats why i always ask people to jump =)
but you count la how many people listen to me


netball team


girls basketball team


girls + boys basketball team


YESSSS, the only group picture with emotion!
bottom left and top right =) yummy


then after this balik kampung to PERSATUAN BAGI ORANG BUTA MALAYSIA.
thats why i like to walk behind =/ yummy butts.

whoever you are who spoilt my lens,
thanks for reminding me,
i should never ever let anyone touch my camera.
TOUCH, not even USE. no touchy.
from now on, one touch = one slap.
sorry, all you people are camera dumb.
tak tau handle lens, mau guna dslr. you should just use your phone's camera you know, so the quality is so bad you cant even see your pimple.
i said sorry, fyi.

ah anyway, had some club&society photoshoot today
thanks to mr eiran for taking the pictures and increasing your shutter count.
and abel and emily fung and aden and YOU if we took your club =)
but we were so pathetic, 4 clubs ONLY? crap, 10 more to go =/ eeks

Lights, Camera, ACTION!

underneath the moon, underneath the stars
heres a little heart for you
up above the world, up above it all
heres a hand to hold on to

oh m geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! i think i just fell in love with lenka's songs again =)
the sweet, sweet tune and the lovey dovey lyrics, awww.

DOODS and DOODETTES, the world just needs a lil bit more lenkas, now go listen to her! NOW NOW!
she aint hot though, just cute.

anyway, more pictures from mckl's games carnival =D
well, there were LOADSA games like football, netball, basketball.
ok thats about it but they were all happening at the same time!

i was just everywhere and nowhere cheering my lungs off, fooling around and a lil chikchaks.
entahlah, just felt like having fun. yeah one of those laid back days =)

lights, camera, action!

First up, girls basketball. Team in yellow is my school's team =)
I think they won 1 match but lost another =/


ok at first i was lil bugged off because noone asked me to play but soon i came to my senses, yes my real senses.
i remember what i said before, for me, i only play basketball for fun, not for the win.
me no likey all those rules and timings and wierd tucked in shirts, yuck.
i think im just gonna stick to my 'once in a while basketball games at the nearby neighbourhood court' =D


omg tengoklah those puteri lilins


RAWR. omg is pauline picking her nose shit?


yah yah whatever. annabel's chickendooda beanie =)
i'm no model i know. thanks


n-e-t-b-a-l-l. heeeeya, champions in action!


champion supporters in action!


and that was the day i fell in love with grass. there was just so much grass!
heh yeah omg i even lied on the grass, as dirty as it is, it was nice =D
not like the botak field desert we have in my school, eeeks.


omg super hot kan?!
hah sorry la i edit overboard dah, but turned out not bad kan kan?


football. ok this one also edit over the top dah.


lousy fella behind there, kacau kacau.

ok no more for today. ive got a subway sandwhich to eat =) teeheeeeeeeeee!!
oh and just a note, go have your beauty sleep tonight because tomorrow, were gonna take club pictures!
but then again, its not like your that big till you can see your pimples when its printed out =D

photoboothness

UPDATE:
just a few words of wisdom from my inner wiseness,
if your only given 30bucks of top up per month,
dont EVER, EVER, spend more than a buck per day.
you will just end up like me, a total loser with no money for the rest of the month.
HECK. all you people should start calling me instead of me calling you. !!!

oooops, sorreh no really nice sports pictures today =(

i'm at roy's. again.



4buck teeths =) awesome.

how bout tomorrow?

freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

The feeling of F-R-E-E-N-E-S-S!
I tell you, I NEVER REACHED HOME SO EARLY before!!
timecheck: 3.59
HECK. i always reached home at 5 even if i live 20 minutes away from school and school ends at uhh, say 3 something almost 4 ish?

i guess i'm so used to getting home an hour later, i forgot the feeling of reaching home earlier.
all you people out there, be grateful sikit ur parents got time to actually fetch you everyday lah.
but thanks to jared and abel and the "do i look like a gamer" talk =D

SRI SEMPURNA: MCKL Sports Carnival '09

sweat, i think im covered it in and i got a tad darker, yucks.
right, what?
The games at Methodist College.
I would have so hitchhiked the school bus there but who wants to reach school so early?
after all, I was only there to cheer =D oh yeah and to use my magic picture snapper aka camera

I had fun =)
BUT i came back with a semi disfunctional lens (heh yeah shit, i have 2 disfunctional lenses now)
and my ugly rotten smelly dirty orange wallet is goneeeeee. MY COLD HARD EARNED MONEHHHH!

Here comes the magic memory snapper's poop.

double fyi: im always amazed by the sun and the moon =)

oh triple fyi: GROUP PICTURES ONLY =D


basketball doooods




they wanted A picture, okay


THEN they wanted MORE pictures.
yeah theres around 10 of em pictures, but NO im not gonna flood my blog with all these vain netballers =)


"GIMME A FAKE SMILE!"


football doods with a puteri lilin.
that puteri lilin came with a bag filled with shades, umbrella, towels. pergi beach ke? adoi


BECAUSE WERE ALL HIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


playing that p1 wimax game =)
wahhahaha darn funneh!


waddaheck la i tied with pau but they gave her a LAPTOP. bag
and they gave me a pen and a bubble squeeezing thing, same with all the losers =/ RAWR.




netball champions, which trashed every other team
till it got so boring they kept winning i didnt wanna watch them anymore, HAH.


BIG, HUGE, SRI SEMPURNA GROUP PHOTO! with 33 students and 1 trophy.
and there was me, the teachers, the other supporters not in here =/

adoi, im sorry i didnt see you netballers =/
but lets just act as if theyre short =)